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28 October 2005 @ 11:13 pm
Sample quotes... Gathered from early enthusiasts...

Jesus reached down between Paul's glistning thighs. Beads of sweat clung to the thick dark hair on the Messiah's arms, refracting the dim lamplight of the tent and wreathing him in a soft difuse glow, a glow that spoke of the heavenly pleasures of the impending holy handjob.

Or, if you'd like something a bit more exotic, also from squidflakes:
The Buddah leaned back against the trunk of a large tree as Jesus' mouth slowly slid down the length of Buddah's most Enlightened Rod.

"Why are you stopping?" Buddah asked, the light breeze of the afternoon cooling his cock most uncomfortably.

"I'm savoring it." Said Jesus "You know what they say right? After you eat Chinese, you're hungry again an hour latter."

(Yeah... He knows Buddah wasn't originally Chinese... But it makes the story better.)

college_buddha also had Buddistic fic come to mind:
"Slowly, slowly" Buddha said softly, down on his hands and knees, his face to the soft green grass as Jesus ran his tongue in tight circles over the Enlightened One's asshole...

And, one more from squidflakes:
Jesus grabbed the moist sod and gritted his teeth. This was going to hurt, and hurt a lot, but he was The Son of God, and if he wanted cocks in his ass two by two, then by his father he was going to have it!
Tone:: Evil
Inspirational Music:: Mozart's Requiem Mass
pickleweaselsara_the_lazy on October 30th, 2005 11:55 pm (UTC)
These are great!!!